-___o
and Leonardo would be like
8D
oh god I totally am gay for AC2's version of Leonardo. I wish he didn't LOCK HIS DOOR ON ME cause I'd just chill there all the time and be like
"Hey Leonardo. Let's be gay"
But no apparently to Ezio's mom Ezio likes the vagina.
His mom became a mute and his sister's a cunt.
He also had like two brothers HIS SIBLINGS JUST POPPED OUT OF NOWHERE I SWEAR TO GOD.
Also at the start of the game I guess Ezio's got a girlfriend or somethin and he sneaks in all Romeo style and there's a reaction command--I KID YOU NOT--that says:
"Press B to Undress"!!
There's also these things called Glyphs which ERIC seems to have an easy time finding but it takes me FUCKIN forever even with Eagle Vision which is technically cheating!!
How do you fail at cheating?!
I also seem to get achievements for JUST BREATHING. Seriously they're that freakin common. Well not so much anymore but I got like..five within the first twenty minutes of the game!
Aaaaah I shut it off for the night because my brain really fuckin hurts from playing but OOOOOH GOD TOTALLY WORTH IT.
....I miss my











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Hey guys have you seen my dragonite it has a noodle neck
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I don't want to fight giant laser eyes
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Hey guys have you seen my dragonite it has a noodle neck
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I slam revolving doors.
If you sag, you're fag. Pull up the pants.
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Hey guys have you seen my dragonite it has a noodle neck
You doan really know me but...
HAPPPY BIRTHDAY
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Now taking commissions!
Note me for my rates, babeh!
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Hey guys have you seen my dragonite it has a noodle neck
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